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God and Adam

Category : Bible Humor
God looks down and notices that Adam is all alone while all the animals have companions, so he decides to create a companion for man as well. He comes to see Adam and says to him, "Adam, you
are my greatest creation and therefore, I am going to create for you the ultimate companion. She will worship the very ground you walk on, she will long for you and no other, she will be highly intelligent, she will wait on you hand and foot and obey your every command, she will be beautiful, and all it will cost you is an arm and a leg." Thinking for a few moments, Adam replies, "What could I get for a rib?"

 

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>     Hilarious! Keep it up
       by khange on 06-Jan-2012  
>     OK people it's called a JOKE for a reason. There suppose to make you laugh and not be able to think. SO if you OVER THOUGHT this joke you're stupid. he wasnt be sexist. If it was turned on the guys all the girls would be laughing. so SHUT UP!!!! have a nice day.
       by carrie on 22-Nov-2011  
>     that's not christian, that's sexist.
       by BibleBasher69 on 12-Nov-2011  
>     Adam & Eve Joke
       by jasmine on 16-Jul-2011  
>     I'm sure even God thought that one was funny. There is no reason to be upset with this joke. It's joke and normal people don't take jokes to be deemed serious.... food for thought
       by gabe cantu on 15-Dec-2010  
>     Do u tink its ryt 2 plæ arnd wit scrptr...food 4 thot
       by Kuz on 01-Dec-2010  
>     not clean
       by thiga on 22-Nov-2010  
>     JOKE: The new Testement tells who the fatest woman in the Bible was. Ans: The lady of some area.
       by max thomason on 30-Mar-2009  
>     hhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaa.... am on d floor
       by b on 04-Feb-2009  
>     ha ha ha funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
       by querida on 24-Nov-2008