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Shirley & Marcy

Category : Bible Humor
A mom was concerned about her kindergarten son walking to school. he didn't want her to walk with him, and she wanted to give him a feeling of independence. but she also wanted to know that he was safe.
When she expressed her concern to her neighbor, Shirley offered to follow him to school every morning for a while, staying at a distance so he wouldnt notice. Shirley said that since she was up early with her toddler anyways, it will be a good way for them to get some execcise.
All week long, Shirley and her daughter folloewd Timmy as he walked to school with another neighborhood girl.
As the two children walked and chatted, kickins stones and twigs, Timmy's friend said,'Have you noticed that lady following us to school all week? Do you know her?
Timmy replied, 'Yes, I know who she is. That's my mom's friend Shirley Goodnest and her litle girl Marcy'.
Shirley Goodnest? Why is she following us?
Well, Timmy explained, every night my mom makes me say the 23rd Psalm, it says, 'Shirley Goodnest and Marcy shall follow me all days of my life. I guess I'll just have to get used to it.

Submitted by Kornelia Nainda




 

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>     This one is cute! :)
       by Danielle on 16-Oct-2011  

>     I have been looking on line for jokes for my alcoholic son, that was raised in church would read, this is a great one.
       by Becki on 16-Aug-2011  

>     :)
       by Me on 15-Jun-2011  

>     Its great
       by GM on 06-Jun-2011  

>     I LIKE THIS TNX CUL
       by JOHNNY HUCKABY on 23-Jan-2011