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Caught in the acts

Category : Bible Humor
Sister Deena had just returned home from Sunday evening service when she was startled by a burglar. With great biblical authority she yelled, " stop! Acts 2: 38, which implies " Turn from your sin"
The theif stopped dead in his tracks. Then the woman calmly called the police and explained what she had done.
As the officer cuffed the man, he asked the burglar, " Why did you stop you burgling? All the old lady did was yell a Bible verse at you."
" Bible verse?" replied the crook. " She said she had an axe and two .38s!"

Submitted by Atino Edgar


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>     Nice. Got to like that. An axe and two 38.s
       by Ira on 21-Dec-2014  

>     Love it, love it!!!
       by Rena on 13-Jul-2013  

>     You need to use spell check, one who steals id a thief, not a "theif."
       by Al on 11-Aug-2012  

>     joke
       by lilly on 26-Jul-2012  

>     Nice clean humor...hahahaha...maybe next time she can use Acts 2:45....hehehehe
       by nodletala on 12-Jul-2012  

>     Let lightning struck 'em he3
       by Gourii on 10-Jul-2012  

>     Muahahaha!
       by kimm on 05-Jul-2012  

>     i like it
       by martenia on 12-May-2012  

>     Thanks needed a good laugh, you have to exercise these muscles??
       by Marcy on 23-Apr-2012  

>     Thats.... REALLY bad
       by Steven on 13-Apr-2012  

>     gagagagagagagagaga
       by EnoƧhs on 03-Apr-2012  

>     Love it!
       by Cella on 27-Mar-2012