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What is God's name?

Category : Christian Blonde Jokes
A blonde got into heaven, and when she arrived at the Golden Gates, she was asked one question: "What is God's name?" She replied, "Andy."

"Andy? Why Andy?", she was asked.

She replied, "Oh, you know, 'Andy walks with me, Andy talks with me, Andy tells me I am his own.'




 

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>     @ bob, if these r 4 seven year olds, why are you on a christian website, w/ so much language. go suck on some soap.
       by holly on 02-Feb-2012  

>     Are you guys fucking retarded? A 7 year old could get these jokes. Btw the joked sucked ass.
       by bob on 26-Jan-2012  

>     Lovely thanks
       by Godwin on 11-Dec-2011  

>     God bless you
       by victor akanni on 30-Sep-2011  

>     good one
       by Jeana on 05-Aug-2011  

>     whooa some of U people need to lighten up. and for the ones who don't "get it" I guess they aren't baptist-huh
       by charlie on 08-Jun-2011  

>     chelle ARE YOU BLONDE.......LOL
       by PAUL on 16-May-2011  

>     ok...so that's kinda cute.
       by patricia on 04-Feb-2011  

>     God blesse u.(amen)
       by Femi on 27-Dec-2010  

>     wow... i JUST got that joke like two minutes later :) adorable
       by chelle on 26-Oct-2010  

>     this is as funny as water down a sink
       by atheist on 19-Aug-2010  

>     rubbish!!!!! that didnt even get my face cracking a smile!
       by rebecca v-s on 07-Aug-2010  

>     That was so cute, it made me smile. I thought that was a great play on words! Thanks so much! Laura
       by Laura Roeter on 24-Jun-2010  

>     that was NOT funny at all
       by Rachael killion on 19-May-2010  

>     Oh, I get it, its like a blonde moment, right?
       by Mark on 06-May-2010  

>     I don't get it :(
       by Anthony on 06-May-2010  

>     Andy = and He Read it like...'and He walks with me, and He talks with me, and He tells me I am his own.' HAHA! Funny!
       by Tony on 06-Jan-2010  

>     i do not get the andy
       by rosa gonzales on 30-Dec-2009  

>     oooo, i feel tention in the last two comments! (i didnt get the andy thing)
       by KiKi on 15-Dec-2009  

>     umm its hallowed be thy name not harold maybe you should readf your bible more apperantly you dont know the lords prayer
       by christina on 06-Apr-2009  

>     I thought God's name was Harold. "Our father who art in heaven, Harold by thy name"
       by AJ on 25-Feb-2009