How often do you change the rope?

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There is a story about a monastery in Europe perched high on a cliff several hundred feet in the air.The only way to reach the monastery was to be suspended in a basket which was pulled to the top by several monks who pulled and tugged with all their strength.

Obviously the ride up the steep cliff in that basket was terrifying. One tourist got exceedingly nervous about half-way up as he noticed that the rope by which he was suspended was old and frayed.

With a trembling voice he asked the monk who was riding with him in the basket how often they changed the rope. The monk thought for a moment and answered brusquely, "Whenever it breaks."

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> There was a man who was a DIY freak and his favourate tool was a wrench, how he loved that wrench. He also loved his dog called Mace who was kept inside, as when he got out eat grass until he was sick. One day he loses the wrench he searches everywhere but on luck. Then Mace gets out and eats all the grass and there lying on the lawn was the wrench. The man was so happy he started singing "a grazing Mace how sweet the hound that saved a whench for me. by Geraint Wilcox on 02-Nov-2009

> There was a man who was a DIY freak and his favourate tool was a wrench, how he loved that wrench. He also loved his dog called Mace who was kept inside, as when he got out eat grass until he was sick. One day he loses the wrench he searches everywhere but on luck. Then Mace gets out and eats all the grass and there lying on the lawn was the wrench. The man was so happy he started singing "a grazing Mace how sweet the hound that saved a whench for me.
by Geraint Wilcox on 02-Nov-2009

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How often do you change the rope?

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