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Judah and the stone!

Category : Christian Jokes
One day Jesus was going up to the mountain to pray with his disciples but he noticed that Judah wasn't there and went out to find him.... So he did and said Judah let's go up to the mountain and pray, but Judah replied no Jesus i'm too tired and I haven't rested all night but Jesus said ohhh come on, so Judah left. When they were half way up the mountain Jesus said okay guys I want you all to pick up a stone so everyone picked up a big one except for Judah because he was so tired he got a little one. So when they got up to the mountain Jesus said okay we're going to pray and your stone is going to become a loaf of bread. So Judah got upset because since he got a small stone he's going to have the smallest bread... So the whole day he was mad and hungry.... Then it was the next day and Jesus wanted to go again to the mountain and again had to go off and find Judah he did and said "Hey let's go to the mountain again and Judah said okay so on there way up there Jesus again said every one pick up a stone again so Judah went and found the biggest stone of all thinking to his self today im not going to stay hungry so he was struggling the whole way up there to get to the mountain so once when the were up there and finished praying Jesus said well everyone throw away your stone's because today were having sandwiches and coke!



 

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>     I think love dis joke. It teaches a lot of sense.
       by Shina on 15-Jan-2010  

>     beautiful. love it. Poor Judah
       by Itumeleng Direro on 27-Nov-2009  

>     that was a nice joke, and i like coke! lol
       by joseph on 26-Nov-2009  

>     pse email me some christian jokes
       by johan on 24-Nov-2009  

>     that was nice.plz email me ur latest jokes
       by kim on 14-Aug-2009  

>     Wondering where Judah comes with Jesus I know of a Judas but not a Judah
       by Danny on 02-Aug-2009  

>     see what happens when you do not listen to God
       by marvin on 27-Jul-2009  

>     Yea nice one
       by JOSHUA on 13-Jul-2009  

>     Thhat was real funny. Poor Judah
       by Sean on 11-Jul-2009  

>     this is nice
       by Levi on 23-Jun-2009  

>     A very lovily joke!
       by Venture Daniels on 22-Jun-2009  

>     yeah! nice one. Plz alwys send d letest jokes to my mail address./
       by david OLAJIDE on 15-Jun-2009  

>     so interesting qoute.I loved it.
       by gemechis on 13-Jun-2009  

>     so interesting qoute.I loved it.
       by gemechis on 13-Jun-2009