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When you die, they bury you in the ground and your soul goes to heaven, but your body can't got to heaven because it's too crowded up there already. ( Jimmy 10)
When you die, God takes care of you like your mother did when you were alive - only God doesn't yell at you all the time (Mary 8)
Only good people go to heaven. The other people go where it's hot all the time like in Florida ( Rob 7)
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