Parish caller Category : Christian Kids Jokes A member of the parish rang the vicarage and a little voice answered very softly Hello May I speak to the Vicar please The little voice whispered, I'm afraid he's not at home just now Well may I speak to your mother then please I'm afraid she's not at home either Well is there anyone else there? There's a policeman Could I speak to him then please? No, I'm sorry he's rather busy. Is there anyone else? There's a great big fireman My goodness it's very strange that your mummy and daddy are out and there is a policeman and a fireman at your house - what is going on? The whispered voice replied with a little giggle They're all looking for me!