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The Children Of Israel

Category : Christian Kids Jokes
Mr. Goldblatt," announced little Joey, "there's somethin' I can't figger out." "What's that Joey?" asked Goldblatt.

"Well accordin' to the Bible, the Children of Israel crossed the Red Sea, right?"

"Right."

"An' the Children of Israel beat up the Phillistines, right?"

"Er--right."

"An' the Children of Israel built the Temple, right?"

"Again you're right."

"An' the Children of Israel fought the 'gyptians, an' the Children of Israel fought the Romans, an' the Children of Israel wuz always doin' somethin' important, right?"

"All that is right, too," agreed Goldblatt. "So what's your question?"

"What I wanna know is this," demanded Joey. "What wuz allthe grown-ups doin?"




 

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>     u are too gud ,its so funny.bless u
       by joy chioma on 31-Dec-2009  

>     This shows that it takes the Lord to interprete the scriptures...This is funny
       by samkelie on 17-Dec-2009  

>     hi busi, get a life, that is good, judging by the number of people who genuingly laughed....
       by themba on 26-Nov-2009  

>     what is your answer be specific and its boring
       by busi on 03-Sep-2009  

>     good
       by Sam on 28-Aug-2009  

>     what is your answer?
       by ncikson on 14-Aug-2009  

>     who would think up this stupid thing.
       by Sara on 13-Jun-2009  

>     this is nice
       by Sara on 13-Jun-2009  

>     its so funny and encouraging as well at the same time,
       by Alex Thole on 04-Jun-2009