Clean Christian Jokes

Clean Christian Jokes and Christian Humor

Letters to a Pastor . . .

Category : Christian Kids Jokes
Dear Pastor, I know God loves everybody but He never met my sister.
Yours sincerely, Arnold. Age 8, Nashville.

Dear Pastor, My father should be a minister. Every day he gives us a sermon about something.
Robert, Age 11, Anderson.

Dear Pastor, I'm sorry I can't leave more money in the plate, but my father didn't give me a raise in my allowance. Could you have a sermon about a raise in my allowance?
Love, Patty. Age 10, New Haven

Dear Pastor, My mother is very religious. She goes to play bingo at church every week even if she has a cold. Yours truly,
Annette. Age 9, Albany

Dear Pastor, I think a lot more people would come to your church if you moved it to Disneyland.
Loreen. Age 9. Tacoma

Dear Pastor, Please say a prayer for our Little League team. We need God's help or a new pitcher.
Thank you.
Alexander. Age 10, Raleigh

Dear Pastor, My father says I should learn the Ten Commandments. But I don't think I want to because we have enough rules already in my house.
Joshua. Age 10, South Pasadena

Dear Pastor, I liked your sermon on Sunday. Especially when it was finished.
Ralph, Age 11, Akron

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>     wooow!
       by Jazz on 27-May-2010  

>     Nice young kids your jokes are humorous keep it up
       by Jonathan Thring on 05-Apr-2010  

>     These jokes! Wow they are the Bomb"! Without such, i dont enjoy my religion. Be blessed
       by Joseph mugweru kuria on 30-Mar-2010  

>     I'm glad we have such humorous yet clean jokes in the world.God bless
       by Morset Billie on 15-Mar-2010  

>     These jokes help me start my day on a lighter note and finish the day relaxed even if i was high strung.
       by EMMY ATIENO OGOGO on 14-Mar-2010  

>     LOL, i really like them,good jokes
       by mike on 02-Mar-2010  

>     These jokes are sooooo funny and I thank GOD that they are clean christain jokes and not dirty. Have a blessed day. love, Alyssa
       by alyssa on 01-Mar-2010