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willing to take a bullet for Jesus?

Category : Church Jokes
The two thousand member Baptist church was filled to overflowing capacity one Sunday morning. The preacher was ready to start the sermon when two men, dressed in long black coats and black hats entered through the rear of the church.

One of the two men walked to the middle of the church while the other stayed at the back of the church. They both then reached under their coats and withdrew automatic weapons.

The one in the middle announced, "Everyone willing to take a bullet for Jesus stay in your seats!"

Naturally, the pews emptied, followed by the choir. The deacons ran out the door, followed by the choir director and the assistant pastor.

After a few moments, there were about twenty people left sitting in the church. The preacher was holding steady in the pulpit.

The men put their weapons away and said, gently, to the preacher, "All right, pastor, the hypocrites are gone now. You may begin the service."




 

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>     love this joke laughing so hard right now!!!
       by Jokey on 01-Feb-2014  

>     That's mint!! ^-^
       by Feisu on 23-Mar-2012  

>     Very very very funny am still laughing
       by Ayodele on 30-Sep-2011  

>     hahahaha very funny
       by SAMUEL on 23-Mar-2011  

>     Verrrrrry funny it brought tears to my eyes when reading it. I had to go back and read it all over and over again.
       by Funmilayo Raji on 22-Sep-2010  

>     very funny 1!!!liked it!!!
       by Aaron on 27-Aug-2010  

>     hahhahahhahahaaaa... duz very funni
       by Felix on 04-Apr-2010  

>     very funny and i'm a baptise too ha ha ha
       by peter on 02-Oct-2009