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An old dollar bill meets an older $20

Category : Church Jokes
An old dollar bill and an even older $20 arrive at a Federal Reserve Bank to be retired.
"I've had a pretty good life," the $20 says. "I've been to Vegas, the finest restaurants in New York, and even on a Caribbean cruise."
"You did have an exciting life!" the dollar says.
"Where have you been?" the $20 asks.
"Oh, I've been to the Methodist church, the Baptist church, spent some time with the Lutherans..."
"Wait," the $20 interrupts. "What's a church?"




 

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>     Would be good if more $20.00 went to church.
       by Sylvia Pouncy on 28-Nov-2011  

>     So cool!!!!!!!!!!!
       by Tiffara on 25-Mar-2011  

>     wierd & funny.
       by Vayda on 19-Mar-2011  

>     Cracked me up. I agree it's a comedic but painful truth.
       by Carol on 16-Mar-2011  

>     Painful truth....couldn't laugh, but cry!!!!!!!
       by Adi on 25-Jan-2011  

>     true
       by thiga on 22-Nov-2010  

>     Great Point!
       by Denise on 11-Nov-2010