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Be very quiet as you pass room 8

Category : Heaven and Hell Jokes
A man arrives at the gates of heaven.
St. Peter asks, "Religion?"

The man says, "Methodist."

St. Peter looks down his list, and says, "Go to room 24, but be very quiet as you pass room 8."

Another man arrives at the gates of heaven. "Religion?"

"Baptist."

"Go to room 18, but be very quiet as you pass room 8."

A third man arrives at the gates. "Religion?"

"Jewish." "Go to room 11, but be very quiet as you pass room 8."

The man says, "I can understand there being different rooms for
different religions, but why must I be quiet when I pass room 8?"

St. Peter tells him, "Well the Jehovah's Witnesses are in room 8, and they think they're the only ones here.




 

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>     I dont geddit
       by Bob on 24-Jul-2010  

>     LMBO!! Telling that one to my chicks!! Bffs!!
       by J.Dog on 15-Aug-2009  

>     Lol...great joke!!
       by tavifa on 07-Aug-2009  

>     THIS WAS A GREAT JOKE. GOD BLESS ALL OF US!!
       by JOE on 02-Jun-2009  

>     haha
       by jenn on 29-May-2009  

>     I died laughing! Awesome joke! :D
       by J.J. Biddinger on 19-May-2009