Bound in Leather Category : Heaven and Hell Jokes There was a CEO of a large bank who would only read messages if they had first been bound in leather for him. One day he found an unbound piece of paper on his desk in his executive suite at the top of his 68 floor bank building. He exclaimed to his trusted assistant, "This drab looking message cannot be for me. It should be read by someone down below." At that moment the CEO grabbed his chest and fell over dead. He zoomed straight to the Pearly Gates and saw St Peter already reading his Book of Life. As he landed, St Peter looked up from the Bank CEO's Book of Life and exclaimed "This drab looking message cannot be for me. It should be read by someone down below".