Vehicle heaven Category : Heaven and Hell Jokes A man dies and goes to Heaven’s Gates. Saint Peter tells the man “For your righteousness you will be given transport to go on the streets of gold” Saint Peter led him past many vehicles, stopping at a moped. The man gets on the moped and drive around mopping for weeks. Finally Saint Peter sees him smiling down the road. He asks “Why are you happy? You have been mopping for weeks!” The man replies “I just saw my pastor on roller skates!”