Father Flannagan was diligently trying to win souls for the kingdom of God. One day he had a fine idea. He would go to the local pub to evangelize the local drunks and bar flies. He walks into the pub and notices one of his flock from the local church he preaches in. "John!" he screams, John! do you want to go to heaven!!!! John answered," Father Flannagan,, why ,,yes! of course I want to go to heaven."" Then, get over here behind me now," says the father. "Patrick!, Father Flannagan screams out again.. "Patrick do you want to go to heaven?" Well father,, yes... yes ,, I do. "Then get over here with us now... so Patrick joined the two men.. Father Flannagan spotted anouther and said,, " you! do you want to go to heaven? The third man paused. No answer! Flannagan again asked the man," you sir! Do you want to go to heaven!! The man paused again and then shouted," no!" the Father was dumbstruck and asked the same quesion,, What do you mean you DON'T WANT TO GO TO HEAVEN?? The young man then stated, " no,,not today ,, it seems as if you've got a group to go today and I don't want to go today!!!!
Submitted by Evelyn