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St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball. Satan proposed a game to be played on neutral grounds between a
select team from the heavenly host and his own hand-picked boys. "Very well," said the gatekeeper of Heaven.
"But you realize, I hope, that we've got all the good players and
the best coaches." "I know, and that's all right," Satan answered
unperturbed. "We've got all the umpires."
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