Pastor's Calling Card Category : Pastor Jokes A new pastor was doing his rounds visiting the homes of his parishioners. At one house it was evident that someone was within but no one answered his repeated knocks. Eventually he wrote on the back of a calling card: ‘Revelation 3:20’ and stuck it to the door. The following Sunday he was surprised to find his card in the offering plate. Below his writing was scrawled: ‘Genesis 3:10.’ He reached for his Bible and thereafter broke into gales of laughter. *** Revelation 3:20 - “Behold, I stand at the door and knock…” Genesis 3:10 - “I heard your voice in the garden, and I was afraid because I was naked…”