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Category : Pastor and Priest Jokes
A priest was vested in his surplice and cassock ready to process at the beginning of the service. His surplice was very ornate and he was swinging the incense pot which had smoke coming from it. A lady touched him on the shoulder and said, "Darling, I love your dress; but your purse is on fire!"

 

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>     This joke is actually a line Tallulah Bankhead said to one of her friends. Out all night and hung over she decided to go to Mass the next morning. As the robed priest came down the aisle swinging the incense burner, she looked up and said: "Darling, I love your gown but your purse is on fire."
       by TG on 14-Sep-2009  
>     Thank You. Corrected
       by admin on 23-Jan-2009  
>     Good one
       by Kishore on 15-Jan-2009  
>     Good one
       by Kishore on 15-Jan-2009  
>     That's actually "surplice." http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surplice
       by a lady on 12-Jan-2009