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The Pastor, the Vicar, and the Atheist

Category : Pastor and Priest Jokes
One day a Pastor, a Vicar and an Atheist go on a fishing trip together. They are in the boat and the Pastor says," Oh! No! I left the paddles on shore!" So he proceeds to get out of the boat and walk on the water to the shore to get them. Once he had gotten back into the boat the Vicar says," Oh! No! I left the bait on shore too!" And like the Pastor the Vicer exits the boat and walks on the water to get the bait. When the Vicar climbs back into the boat the atheist yells," Well if you guys can do it so can I!!!" and proceeds to clim out of the boat, but he falls into the water. At this piont the Pastor says," Do you think we should have told him where the rocks are?"

 

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>     Please examine all the ads that pop up on the right above "Fundamental Christian Links" for appropriateness and violation of I Thes 5:22...the "Ads by Google". One came up while I was searching for a particular joke that showed an animation of a lady with a very skimpy bikini advertising some type of weight loss program. This is a "Christian" web site; please apply biblical standards of modesty especially in light of how many men are recovering from porn addictions; even theslightest suggestive graphic can set them off/be a temptation. Thank you for attending to this. (Suggest getting another source of advertising revenue or carefully selecting ALL content.)
       by Lee Roscoe, M.Ed. on 16-Nov-2009