Clean Christian Jokes

Clean Christian Jokes and Christian Humor

The Humor Impaired Pastor 1

Category : Pastor and Priest Jokes
A preacher, who shall we say was "humor impaired," attended a conference to help encourage and better equip pastors for their ministry. Among the speakers were many well known and dynamic speakers.

One such boldly approached the pulpit and, gathering the entire crowd's attention, said, "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman that wasn't my wife!" The crowd was shocked! He followed up by saying, "And that woman was my mother!" - The crowd burst into laughter and delivered the rest of his talk, which went over quite well.

The next week, the pastor decided he'd give this humor thing a try, and use that joke in his sermon. As he surely approached the pulpit that sunny Sunday, he tried to rehearse the joke in his head. It suddenly seemed a bit foggy to him.

Getting to the microphone he said loudly, "The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of another woman that was not my wife!" The congregation inhaled half the air in the room. After standing there for almost 10 seconds in the stunned silence, trying to recall the second half of the joke, the pastor finally blurted out, "...and I can't remember who she was!"


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>     I enjoyed it is was very funny. the congregation responded the same way when I said it. lol
       by Art on 01-Oct-2014  

>     Great joke! Love it! I love to share something funny and lighthearted with our congregation. Often the jokes people send me indicate that they have a serious lack of judgement. Thanks for your website. I intend to contribute from my own stock. God bless Robin.
       by Robin Fisher on 06-Oct-2012  

>     Great joke! Love it! I love to share something funny and lighthearted with our congregation. Often the jokes people send me indicate that they have a serious lack of judgement. Thanks for your website. I intend to contribute from my own stock. God bless Robin.
       by Robin Fisher on 06-Oct-2012  

>     Thank you!!! THis was funny to me. I am a missionary in Honduras and my father who lives in the USA has some health problems. I send him a joke every other day to keep him laughing... This one was a winner!!
       by sabrina on 20-Sep-2012  

>     For me, the funniest part of the joke was: "The congregation inhaled half the air in the room." :D
       by kimm on 05-Jul-2012  

>     nice joke pls post more ,i love to read jokes every nite before i go to bed
       by joy on 16-Jun-2012  

>     Lovely but incompleted
       by Olaosun Amos O. on 29-May-2012