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"Sorry. I didn't recognize you."

Category : Prayer Jokes
As Bill was approaching mid-life, physically he was a mess. Not only was he going bald, but years of office work had given him a large pot belly. The last straw came when he asked a woman co-worker out on a date, and she all but laughed at him. That does it, he decided. I'm going to start a whole new regimen. He began attending aerobics classes. He started working out with weights. He changed his diet. And he got an expensive hair transplant.
In six months, he was a different man. Again, he asked his female co-worker out, and this time she accepted. There he was, all
dressed up for the date, looking better than he ever had. He stood
poised to ring the woman's doorbell, when a bolt of lightning
struck him and knocked him off his feet. As he lay there dying,
he turned his eyes toward the heavens and said, "Why, God, why now? After all I've been through, how could you do this to me?"
From up above, there came a voice, "Sorry. I didn't recognize
you."




 

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>     Okay.
       by Kyle Broflovski on 29-Sep-2011  

>     Just, call me and stop posting!!!!
       by Stan on 29-Sep-2011  

>     How??
       by Kyle Broflovski on 29-Sep-2011  

>     This was funny!!
       by Stan on 29-Sep-2011  

>     Dude, what are you doing here?
       by Kyle Broflovski on 29-Sep-2011  

>     Dude, not cool..
       by Stan on 29-Sep-2011  

>     I hacked Cartman. >:D
       by Kyle Broflovski on 29-Sep-2011  

>     Im a troll and gay
       by Eric Cartman on 29-Sep-2011  

>     IM FAKE AND GAY
       by Eric Cartman on 29-Sep-2011  

>     THIS FUCKING SUCKS YOU TREE HUGGING HIPPIES!!!!!!!!!!
       by Eric Cartman on 29-Sep-2011  

>     This tells me that irrespective of peoples opinion about you do not change who you are because that was not how He made you in the first place.He said you are beautifully and wonderfully made.
       by Emmanuel Holm on 12-Sep-2011  

>     Its a deep message.........more than a joke.
       by Adams on 02-Sep-2010  

>     cool
       by Becky on 30-Apr-2010  

>     I am a burning and a shining light; darkness has no place in me. Jesus is Lord over my spirit, soul and body; therefore no sickness can stay in my body. I live and walk in the finished works of Christ; no more sickness, disease or infirmity! My life is for the glory of God.
       by Chika on 29-Mar-2010  

>     Nice one..
       by samkelie on 17-Dec-2009  

>     Oh dear!
       by Miriam Lwanga on 09-Nov-2009